just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize
