She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
