I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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