So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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