So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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