Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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