Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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