Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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