stop calling my apartment porn island.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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