What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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