the new term for farting is butt boxing.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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