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my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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