Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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