After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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