It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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