I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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