: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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