quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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