no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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