I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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