bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
