I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
you win again, gameday.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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