Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Randomize
