Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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