Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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