kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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