But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Randomize
