I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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