My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
