What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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