You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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