Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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