It's Friday. Sex?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He kissed a someone with a penis
you traded sex for a burrito?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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