I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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