She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Randomize
