I want to make a zoo with you.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Randomize
