our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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