Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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