I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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