I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
My vagina just clenched in fear
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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