a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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