wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
my sisters under your porch take her home
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
This beer is not sobering me up at all
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Randomize
