if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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