I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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