We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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