Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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