just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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