Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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