i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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