In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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