I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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